Monday, August 29, 2011

Noel signs up for IM Texas

Cha Ching! $656.25 for entry into IM Texas on 5/19/2012. I finally gave up on double lottery win into Kona.
That's a 30% increase over entry into the Kona Ironman in 2008.
Definitely triathlons isn't the sport for the thrify. I also dropped $165 recently for a couple very cute Lululemon running skirts.
At least I'll look cute training!
- Noel

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Lottery questions

I should mention that the entry form for the Kona lottery is a tad more extensive than any other event registration form I've encountered.

A few sample questions (all limited to 250 characters or less):
- Significant personal achievements. Somehow I don't think they'd be impressed that I'm a two-time 2nd place showmanship winner of the now-defunct Spammarama -- even if I am.
- Do you have a special or inspirational story you'd like to share? -- Although seems to be a yes/no question -- it is also limited to 250 characters. And...has another 250 character "Cont..." field. Furthermore, it is marked as a required answer for successful entry submission. The instructions also indicate that "No" is an acceptable answer. You can't help wonder if the results are rigged for cancer survivors that also lost 250 lbs on the Biggest Loser.
- Professional or Academic honors. Once again, are the results somehow rigged for Nobel Prize laureates?
- Why are you entering the Ironman Lottery? Uhh. Because I think my chances of winning are greater than the Powerball?
- Interesting facts about you. I can twist my tongue into a clover. Is that interesting enough? If I mention that I was born in Afghanistan -- will that help or hurt my chances of winning the lottery?

Call me a dummy but entered the 2011 lottery

With only a 2% chance of winning, is it worth it to pay $90 for a repeat chance at Kona?

According to web site, only $40 is need to apply. However, for an extra $50 you get to double your chances by throwing your name into the hat a 2nd time. So what's an extra $50? If you are going to be a sucker, might as well go with the full monty.

So why post about a lottery entry? Hmm. One of my only regrets about my first/last Kona journey was lack of blog posts prior to Ironman week.

Mark your calendars. The Kona drawing is April 15th. As soon as you pay your taxes, you can start forking over dollars to the M. corporation -- assuming you are in the 2% pool.

- Noel

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Going back in history -- The Journey

Now that the Ironman article on me has been archived, people are having a harder time finding it. So, in case you missed my spam announcing the article and/or are interested in the lead up to the Ironman week -- here's a convenient link to an article that got posted on the Ironman.com's web site:

Noel Adorno's Ironman Journey

Enjoy!

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Photos

Want to see what I looked like on the course? Here are some of the official photos. Thumbnail photos are at top -- you'll need to scroll down to see the slightly larger photos.

I actually have printed copies of these photos -- along with arial views of the swim. So if you catch me in person and want to see the printed photos, just ask.

- Noel

Monday, October 13, 2008

Nutrition

Other endurance athletes love to ask (and talk) about nutrition. What’s your nutrition plan? How did your nutrition go? Other non-endurance athletes are more curious as to what Ironman athletes eat to get them through 13+ hours of exercise. So, here it goes – Noel’s nutrition for the day.

Breakfast at 4am: Cereal (granola, Rice Chex) with milk. There might have been a banana. Can’t remember.

Swim start: 10 minutes before swim start I had a Hammer gel.

Bike part I: The first two hours I drank Perpetuem (a Hammer carbohydrate product you mix with water), then switched to Gatorade. Along the way I had two ½ bananas and a bag of Shot blocks. For electrolytes I had 2 Endurolyte (salt/electrolyte) tablets. Or at least I’m pretty sure I did!

Bike part II: I had put another frozen bottle of Perpetuem in my bag which I got at the Hawi turnaround. So again I drank Perpetuem for first two hours, then switched to Gatorade. I had two ½ bars of sorts (one Power bar and the other some sort of nut bar). I had another bag of Shot blocks. A few more Endurolyte tablets and 2 ibuprofen. The ibuprofen didn’t help my foot problems.

Run: Two Hammer gels and copious amount of cola, water, and Gatorade – all over ice. I think I had 4 Endurolyte tablets.

Race Report

Well, here it goes….it was a 16 hour day so brace yourself for a long read. You may find yourself expecting caddy fees after going all “18 holes” with me on this :)

The Swim: All 200 pros started at 6:45am. That left 1600 athletes for the mass start at 7am. What a crush of people! I’m amazed that I got through it without getting whacked. No shortage of body contact, though. No time to look at fishes – I had to constantly focus on my positioning.

T1: You want to know the real reason for my 11 minute transition times? After a nice fresh water shower, I had a personal volunteer who helped me get drinking water, provide towels, help pull on my jog bra, and apply suntan lotion. Tell me again what the upside to getting on the bike was?

You may have noticed the “pull on the jog bra” part. That’s right. Someone was there to help do that! Because I was wet, getting a jog bra on was hard work. I really needed the help!
I know what you are thinking; all the help should have made me faster in the transition zone. But, keep in mind that I was here for the experience – and living large in the transition zone was part of the experience. Why rush it?

Bike part I: From my point of view, the bike ride had two distinct parts...the good part and the bad part!

The bike out to Hawi (the bike turnaround point at mile 59) was great. I was enjoying the scenery, happy with my pace and feeling good. Life was a breeze. The only bad part: this part of the ride was the genesis of my only injury on the day. At one aid station I was handed a Gatorade bottle with a defective lid – so that when I tried to squirt it out into my aerobar water bottle, the Gatorade spewed out the sides all over my bike and body. I stopped to get some water to wash it off. An overly helpful aid station volunteer tried to help me and squirted water all over me. My shoes and socks got wet. I’m pretty sure that was the beginning of my blister (believe it or not, I actually had band-aids with me!). Wind conditions weren’t great from mile 40 to the turnaround. I had a headwind/cross wind for 19 miles, but my overall pace was still pretty good.

Bike part II: Near the turnaround point was when I started having feet problems. My feet – mostly my toes – and mostly on the left foot -- felt like they were on fire. I found that stopping to take my shoes off helped alleviate the problem for 10 or so miles. After 10 miles, I would live with the pain for another 5 to 10 miles before stopping again to take my shoes off. This went on for the entire ride back into town. I even stopped 3 miles before the end of the bike portion! One aid station (the Hilton team) got me a block of ice to put my feet on. At some point I put a band-aid on my growing blister. Still, take away my feet, I was feeling strong. I got a small tailwind for 19 or so miles but that rapidly turned into a headwind for the ride into town. I knew I was running behind plan on the bike ride and I was starting to worry about the run. I knew I didn’t want to be finishing at midnight!

T2: Another 11 minute transition. Another personal spa session. Let’s just say I was happy to jettison my bike shoes.

Run: I started out strong. Then it started getting dark and I started to worry about getting tired, not from all the exercise, but because it would soon be past my bed time. In the heat of the moment, I decided to try drinking Cola to give me a caffeine boost – even though I’ve never tried it in training sessions. I’m telling you, cola over ice never tasted so good.

Around dusk the volunteers handed out glow sticks so the athletes could be seen in the dark. And it did get dark. They might have lost a participant or two. Around mile 18 they had a message board for friends/family to post personalized messages of encouragement (limited to 25 characters). Well, Ted and Hope thought it would be funny to post “Shoes untied?” or something like that. Well what I saw was “S E United”. Yeah, right – what the heck was that all about? And, contrary to the intent of the post, I stopped to really ponder the message. It was hard to get going again. Confused though I was I did go again! Right on through to the finish!